http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/news/ All the news that's too weird to print. en-us 2006-11-27T10:13:16-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000086.php In an exciting twist of events, a local man found himself on the wrong end of the carving knife Thanksgiving Day. His family insists that a snafu with the electric carver caused the man to seek medical attention. The hospital... Nicole Vigil 2006-11-27T10:13:16-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000085.php In our local small town paper, a pastor denounced the celebration of Halloween or Fall Festivals as an abomination. The following is my response. He particularly pissed me off with his insistence that witches worshipped satan and that druids practiced... Nicole Vigil 2006-10-27T08:34:12-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000082.php In the latest of local and national government cover-ups, an invasion of parasitic sewer dwellers has been pushed to the side by what is called the “reliable media.” Demanding compensation for the ruin of what they call their sewers through... Nicole Vigil 2006-06-21T08:40:39-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000079.php Chalk it up to a lot of late night TV but vampires seem to have one obsession besides the sucking of human blood. Anime. Anime or Japanimation as it was originally tagged when it hit the states has grown... Nicole Vigil 2006-05-05T10:37:04-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000078.php Wrestling fans need only tune into the local news to see a popular mat slammer's bretheren doing good for the Bluff City community. Two carjackings, a robbery, and three muggings are only a few things these stars of the... Nicole Vigil 2006-03-27T15:00:22-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000077.php Downtown was in for a rude awakening early this morning. A slight tremor and soft boom echoed through the empty streets in the dawn hours, knocking dishes off of shelves and setting off car alarms. A representative at the Utilities... Nicole Vigil 2006-03-17T12:02:44-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000075.php Bushido – (Japanese) literally: way of the warrior. This was an ethical code of conduct similar to chivalry. Developed in Japan between 9th and 12th centuries. Bushi – the warriors of New Edo. Tales – stories. Bushi Tales – new... Nicole Vigil 2006-03-10T12:45:34-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000073.php Make sure you go to the doctor and get your flu shots this season. A new variation of the flu bug is causing catastrophic calamities. The new bug has made its way into the general populations. Isolated incidents have only... Nicole Vigil 2006-03-02T15:11:51-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000055.php Well, kittens at least. A huge storm in Bluff City turned up two homeless refugees. Pictures below. If anyone knows the family of these lost soulds, please contact the Chronicle.... Quinn Vigil 2005-08-30T13:37:27-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000050.php The pastor of a local church has been dismissed from duties. The church cited "personal reasons" for the clergyman's dismissal. The BCC has discovered the real reason. The pastor is a werewolf. So, apparently it is okay within the church... Nicole Vigil 2005-08-05T13:31:05-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000046.php Isn't he cute?... Nicole Vigil 2005-08-03T22:40:33-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000036.php Bluff City's own local vampire hunting group is pulling up stakes and heading out. Fortunately they are not going too far. It seems the group has purchase land on the Island. As many are aware, the recent decline in the... Nicole Vigil 2005-07-27T12:48:52-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000035.php Who is really surprised? With Ms. Standford, the porn star, returning to her converted church home to film a new feature, Bluff City's own Bigfoot returned for a secret tryst with his buoyant lover. Ms. Standford's PR rep denies claims... Nicole Vigil 2005-07-27T12:29:15-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000034.php Today City Workers received a dusty shock. Mummified remains were unearthed as the Civil Engineering Crew opened a paved city street to extend the far loop of the tracks, the City's latest improvement. Not much was made of the bandaged... Nicole Vigil 2005-07-27T12:16:57-06:00 http://www.bluffcitychronicle.com/weblogs/archives/000017.php “I guess the vampire found the idea of math so repulsive in life that it followed him into death.” Nicole Vigil 2005-01-08T15:52:59-06:00